Shout It Loud

Today I read a news story about a commercial washing machine which does not use water to clean the clothes. Basically what it does is cut down the amount of water use and electricity use. It washes on one mug of water therefore eliminating the use of a tumble dryer.

The machine in question is still in development in the University of Leeds. But it just shows you how far technology has advanced. What will they think of next a commercial dishwashers that does not use water. You can read the full story here.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy: where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. That’s dumb! What good is a goddamn cake you can’t eat? What, should I eat someone else’s cake instead?

5. When people say “It’s always in the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie, “Did you see that?” No, dick nose: I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

7. The radio ad, “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either, Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake.

8. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

9. When something is “new and improved”, which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know, asshole: you pulled me over.

So you’ve just moved in to your new home and you need to sprouse it up abit. I recommend in grabbing some plantation shutters, especially external shutters which will give your home a great ore from the outskirts. They are also great for weathers of all kinds leaving your home with great temperatures and full of fresh air throughout the day.

You can select two sorts of materials for your plantation shutters from wooden to vinyl and can choose from a wide range of colours or maybe get your own custom created.

All the taxes and the charges are becoming a frequent pain when you are looking to go on a business trip or a holiday. More and more are taxes being applied to long haul and short haul flights. In all seriousness we could actually be flying for free or a very low amount. For example a single ticket to say the UK to spain would probably cost around 10p without the taxes and surcharges.

I feel something should be done about the amount of taxes that are due to be paid each and everyday, it is the same with petrol prices and any other sort of expense that is a must to have without the taxes we pay for such things we could live with more wealth. Even more people are now charging service charges in restaurants? Why? You pay for your food and they now take a service charge for the waitresses didn’t this used to be called tips that you used to give if you wanted too? There are very sneaky tricks these days to get as much money off of you as they can.

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If you just play traditional poker than you are losing out on a lot of money because of the existence of rakeback. When you play poker you will initially put money into the rake, what rakeback does is give you this back! Lets just say that you spent $100,000 in a year to put into the rake, you would then have lost all that money. But what rakeback does is give you a percentage of that back the normal range being around 30-40% so you could be getting atleast $40,000 back.

Another great thing about rakeback is the ability to refer friends, the only way to be a rakeback member is too be referred you cannot sign up directly. Most places also offer an extra percentage for referring friends so if you was on a 30$ rakeback you may get 3% of each referred members rake.

Roulette in my opinion is all about luck, I have read so many books and tips with people stating things such as master the art of roulette. There is no way you can master an art of something that will happen in the future.

There are only two tips which I can give which will benefit you, one is don’t place your bets on numbers do it either on colours or odds or evens this way your game will last longer, secondly remember to quit while you are ahead otherwise you will end up losing it all if you get too greedy. If you still are not happy with roulette you could try rakeback poker a great game with great cash prizes.