Shout It Loud

Cement silos must be one of the most boring things ever invented; after all, they hold cement, that’s it, nothing more, nothing less. But what is someone came up with 5 practical uses for a silo? Then would they still be one of the most boring things ever invented?

Cement Silos, are ugly things

So here you are 5 uses for a cement silo.

1. Toy Storage - Can you imagine the amount of naff cuddly toys you could get inside a cement silo? Then you could light it and burn them all to a cinder, what better way to make use of all that empty space!
2. Hide Your Stash - Have you robbed a Post Office lately? Do you need somewhere safe to store your booty whilst the heat disappears? Where better than a cement silo? The only possible problem is if your booty gets stick in the outlet valve. There may be the odd engineer trying to unblock which may lead them to discover your hidden treasures.
3. DVD Storage - Are you one of these types that has too many DVD’s? Well how about placing a spiral staircase inside a n old cement silo and then run your dvd collection around it. Just imagine no more lack of storage in your lounge. You can place the cement silo in your garden and free up valuable space in the house.
4. Gangland Members - I’ve seen Essex Boys; everyone in Essex is a Gangster right? If you are a Carlton Leach type person, where better than to stash those you have given a good kicking too than an empty cement silo? Come on you know it makes sense!
5. Cement - What were you actually thinking? Cement Silos are for cement you dummy. I am sure there are ways of recycling these big lunks of metal, but really what else are you going to do with them other than fill with cement!

What would you do with a cement silo? You tell me……..